I slammed my right thumb between two pieces of 6" steel pipe this morning, helping to pull an order. (and the girl that I am was thinking - no, I was doing so well making my hands pretty for the wedding)
Then, our picker decided to misbehave with me on it - freezing and shouting "Error 81" at me while 12 feet in the air. All this before lunch.
I think I'll move to Australia.